just fucking stick a piece of bacon in spicy ass tomato juice. just fucking stick it in there, and add lemon juice while you’re at it. you fucks love bacon so much you’d drink this shit anyways so just do it, just fucking do it for breakfast just do it. just d-
The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.
Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..