Branch out and Fly
bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

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nacholibrety:

the writers of this show literally wrote down anything that popped in their head and it’s absolutely perfect

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ridge:

white boys be like 

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odinsblog:

#MyNYPD

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lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

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keeppartyvangoing:

just fucking stick a piece of bacon in spicy ass tomato juice. just fucking stick it in there, and add lemon juice while you’re at it. you fucks love bacon so much you’d drink this shit anyways so just do it, just fucking do it for breakfast just do it. just d-

keeppartyvangoing:

just fucking stick a piece of bacon in spicy ass tomato juice. just fucking stick it in there, and add lemon juice while you’re at it. you fucks love bacon so much you’d drink this shit anyways so just do it, just fucking do it for breakfast just do it. just d-

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facts-i-just-made-up:

A wild slushie in its native habitat.
The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.
Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

facts-i-just-made-up:

A wild slushie in its native habitat.

The flavored ice occurs naturally off the coast of Greenland. A common slushie will fill about 50,000 cups once butchered and distributed to slushie machines.

Slushies are in no danger of going extinct, but there is a question of cruelty as the common procedure to capture the slushie involves a harpoon, two tasers and a drill sergeant who shouts insults to distract the beast..

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bitchesflocktome:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!


This hella fucks up the elastics of your socks tho.

bitchesflocktome:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

This hella fucks up the elastics of your socks tho.

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lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

image

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kids0ftheblackhole:

good

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